Then introduce a deadly disease to their family
cishet people be like NOOO U CANT USE THAT TERM TO DESCRIBE UR SEXUALITY/GENDER ITS MADE UP WORD!!! and then turn around and make up ridiculous terms like mancrush and guyliner and man-purse in order to keep their precious hetronormitive gender roles intact
The post I didn’t know I was waiting for
doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat
sounds like you have tom jones disease
is it rare?
it’s not unusual
Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up
I would totally be a lizard kite - all you’d have to do is ask.
I am reblogging this entirely for that last gif’s amazing recursion
In honor of my 400th post and reaching 2,500 followers, I have decided to go completely of topic and give you this beauty. If you want more feel free to tell me.
— literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via theknightmurders)